Pretend I'm cool for 2 minutes

batter-sempai:

Since it’s almost spoopy Halloween time, I raise you all a spoopy video of Jigsaw riding a tricycle from 7 years ago.

Send me a blood color:
BURGUNDY: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
BRONZE: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GOLD: You leave me with jumbled words.
LIME: I think you're really special.
OLIVE: I have a crush on you.
JADE: I look up to and respect you.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
COBALT: I wish I was lucky enough that you'd notice me.
INDIGO: I wish you would follow me back.
PURPLE: You make me really upset.
VIOLET: MARRY ME.
FUCHSIA: I think you're cute.
CANDY RED: I follow you, but I don't know why.

seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

steelheartellie:

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

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thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

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prozdvoices:

said:

Twelve Marios having Thanksgiving dinner. Talking over each other and generally having a good time.

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I present to you A Very Mario Thanksgiving.

"you should act more your age"

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newyorksjojo:

matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things