Pretend I'm cool for 2 minutes

jami-c:

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

rivrav LOOK


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

justanothergamenerd:

Shrek is love Shrek is life

justanothergamenerd:

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

crackedbrain321:

crackonthebarriersoftimeandspace:

instigatinglittleshit:

little-missandry:

legion-of-leijon:

Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.

There is LITERALLY no difference.

Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.

That’s just how it works.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU

Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment. 

There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision. 

It’s pretty simple:

Picture 1 scenario:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"no."

"ok ):"

Picture 2:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"No."

"WELL FUCK YOU YOU SLUT, I DESERVE THAT MUFFIN, I ASKED NICELY, WHY DOES NO GIRL GIVE ME FUCKING MUFFINS. GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW SUPERFICIAL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WONT GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MUFFIN."

it’s kinda funny that muffin is a slang term for vagina

pepaden:

【お題】8時間以内に3RTされたら執事コスの紙マリオさんとレサレサを描きなさい!
セバスチャン常にタオル持ってるけどあれなにに使うんだろうね

pepaden:

【お題】8時間以内に3RTされたら執事コスの紙マリオさんとレサレサを描きなさい!
セバスチャン常にタオル持ってるけどあれなにに使うんだろうね

miscsyntique:

Cuccos, blue shells, and bees.

No one is safe. We’re all going to die.

The trinity of death has been announced

occultmajyks:

please read paranatural

occultmajyks:

please read paranatural